Startup landing pages
WE ROAST.
YOU GROW.
Bring the landing page that is almost working. LaunchScorch gives you the sharp public read first—then the practical route to a better one.
Public pages only. No subscription required.
The standard
Specific over safe
Every roast names the exact line, claim, or choice that fails to carry its weight.
Funny, never cruel
The critique has a point of view without taking cheap shots at the person behind it.
Repair follows fire
A fuller report pairs the diagnosis with rewrites, proof gaps, and next actions.
The method
A BETTER EDIT STARTS WITH THE REAL THING.
LaunchScorch narrows the lens before it offers an opinion. That makes the feedback feel like expert editorial direction—not motivational filler.
01
Bring the actual page
Paste a public startup landing page—not a hypothetical brief or a polished explanation.
02
Get the line that lands
Receive a focused, quotable read on the clearest conversion problem we can see.
03
Decide if it deserves a repair
Unlock a deeper teardown only when you want the specific rewrites and priorities.
Built for screenshots
THE FREE RESULT SHOULD BE WORTH SHARING.
A good roast is clear enough to post, sharp enough to remember, and grounded enough to earn trust. The rest of the report is there to make the work better.
- A memorable opening line
- Evidence from the actual page
- A repair path when you want it
Straight answers